Love is on the Cards

Tis the season, they tell you. There’s no end to the content you can consume.

You’ve prepared a hot beverage, acquired a bowl of comfort food and made yourself comfortable.

You’re all set to try movie after movie. Ugh, why can’t they just do the thing? Why does everyone in this person’s life act like Smiling is the Law? Why can’t this person have a relatable job? Why is that person’s life too relatable—yeesh, it’s a holiday movie!

All you’ve wanted—while watching this stuff—is what we all yearn for: a sense of control over our own narrative.

Hang on—maybe that’s it! Maybe all you need is the power to create your own holiday movie.

Well, here’s your chance.